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    xekstrin:


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

    xekstrin:

    A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

    The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

    Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

    The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

    "One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

    That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

    And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

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    savagecannibal:

    "Why did you dress Clyde up like a shark?"
    "Miss Hudson has concerned the winter has been unduly harsh on him so she knitted several turtle cozies. I find them amusing to look at, would have been a nice way to wake up."

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    vandigo:

    redsuns-n-orangemoons:

    shybairnsget-nowt:

    americas-liberty:

    Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why

    Wow that is depressing. 

    okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?

    let’s look into it.

    Yes, thank you. Because yes she is pushing for a healthier lunch, but the schools still value football over feeding their students, which means that instead of providing enough healthy food to keep their students from starving, they are cutting down the amount of food available to fit within the caloric requirements … while then taking the money they saved to re-sod the football field for the third year in a row. Maybe new uniforms.

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    ruinedchildhood:

2006 was a simpler time


That was a remake of a 1959 movie.

    ruinedchildhood:

    2006 was a simpler time

    That was a remake of a 1959 movie.

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    Ramen ( by  Jon Siegel)

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    upallnightogetloki:

    eroticmirotic:

    Anderson Cooper takes down anti-gay host with sharp jab

    oh damn. 

    DRAGGED!

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    rosydrops:

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    rosydrops:

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    I think writing really helps you heal yourself. I think if you write long enough, you will be a healthy person. That is, if you write what you need to write, as opposed to what will make money, or what will make fame.
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    snarkasaurus:

    sluttynuggets:

    aphtaiwan:

    johnhamishmorstan:

    I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

    what why would you use numbers

    so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

    We do use numbers, actually. Freshman is 9th grade, Sophomore is 10th grade, Junior is 11th grade, and Senior is 12th grade.

    freshman
    c.1550, “newcomer, novice;” sense of “university student in first year” is attested from 1596.

    sophomore
    1688, “student in the second year of university study,” lit. “arguer,” altered from sophumer (1653, from sophume, archaic variant form of sophism), probably by influence of folk etymology derivation from Gk. sophos “wise” + moros “foolish, dull.” Short form soph is attested from 1778. Sophomoric “characteristic of a sophomore” (regarded as self-assured and opinionated but crude and immature) is attested from 1837.

    Junior college first attested 1899; junior high school is from 1909.

    Senior, noun sense of “fourth-year student” is from 1741, from earlier general sense of “advanced student” (1612).

    Source:
    www.etymonline.com

    I mean. If anyone actually cares. ~slinks back into the nerd corner~

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    roachpatrol:

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    roachpatrol:

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    upallnightogetloki:

    out-there-on-the-maroon:

    prokopetz:

    stephenleasheppard:

    prokopetz:

    Man, don’t do the thing where you claim that movie A is “unoriginal” because you can make it sound exactly like movie B with a carefully worded synopsis. With sufficiently perverse phrasing, I can make The Silence of the Lambs sound like Care Bears: A New Generation.

    Well? I’m waiting.

    "An ambitious young woman, desiring to overcome the skepticism of her peers and excel in her chosen field, seeks out the assistance of a man with a monstrous reputation. He demands quid pro quo in return for his help; though put off by his unsettling demeanour, she agrees. Her initial victories are short-lived, however, when it transpires that her new mentor is simply manipulating her in order to pursue revenge against an older authority figure who’s been watching over her. In the end, all possible allies having been taken out of the picture by a wild goose chase orchestrated by her ostensible benefactor, our heroine must confront a terrifying enemy in an underground lair where he imprisons the innocent for his own twisted amusement."

    How’s that?

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    casflavoredpie:

vitalemontea:

imlittlemisssunshine:


#SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

oh my GOD the tag
CRYING

Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.


gold.

ten points from Gryffindor.

    casflavoredpie:

    vitalemontea:

    imlittlemisssunshine:

    #SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

    oh my GOD the tag

    CRYING

    Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.

    gold.

    ten points from Gryffindor.

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